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- Hello, everyone! I'm Shibuya! - Hello! I'm Toshibu!
- I'm Imaru! - I'm Shibuya!
- Hello, YouTube! - Hello! I'm Shibuya!
Okay, everyone.
Do you watch TikTok or YouTube shorts?
- Shorts... - Choco...
- Watching those doesn't make you happy. - Yeah.
We used to make short videos for 300 yen,
but now we're making bigger and bigger videos.
Lately, we've done more than 20 videos, which isn't uncommon.
We think it's a good evolution,
and I think it's a good evolution.
But we're on a different line now.
It's short, but you can still watch it.
- It's a trend now. - Yeah.
- If you pay attention, you'll be watching it for 30 minutes. - Yeah, you'll be watching it.
What I was trying to say is...
You can watch it, but is it funny?
- It's not funny. - Yeah.
- It's not funny at all. - It's not funny.
You don't lose a lot of emotion,
but you can watch it until the end.
I think there's a way of fighting it, even if it's short.
I think that's what we have the least ability for.
I said earlier that we usually watch videos over 20 minutes,
- but we've been watching material for over an hour. - Yeah.
That's because we're scared.
We don't know if it's funny or not, so we talk a lot because we're scared.
- That's how we make videos. - That's not true!
There's a one-minute limit.
We don't think about what we filmed and make a video out of it.
We don't seem like we're good at it.
So we're going to force you to watch it!
- Okay! - Okay!
There's a summary of the story in the sub-channel,
but other than that, I don't think we've posted anything.
If you say that it's not funny,
I think we can do it in the future.
If you say something warm, we can do it for you.
So we hope you'll look at us
- with the feeling that we're doing something unusual. - It's been a while since we've done that.
- We hope you'll watch us like that. - Yeah.
I'm going to be a director for one of you.
- I like this kind of thing. - Yeah.
- So we're going to do something like that. - Yeah.
- It's going to be fun. - Yeah.
- Let's do it! - Yeah, let's do it!
- Can we do it in any genre? - Yeah, you can do it in any genre.
- Okay. - You can do it in any genre.
- What should we do? - Oh, wait...
- I want to... - There might be people who don't like it.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who wins. - Oh, okay.
- I don't like it in shorts. - Okay, okay.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- We're a group of people who do bad things after doing it a dozen times.
- So we're going to do bad things to show that we're like you.
- You're going to do bad things, but you have to make it short.
- I want you to use that.
- Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- Oh, wow! - Oh, wow!
- Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- You like it, don't you? You like it, don't you? You like it, don't you?
- Wow! - Oh, you're going to do it yourself?
- It's complicated on my own, but I guess I can't help it.
- Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- You're going to do it yourself? - You're going to do it yourself?
- You can do it by yourself. - I like it when it's all open and closed.
- We're in town. - Yes.
- Okay, ready? - Okay, ready?
- Ready, go!
- Ah, it's a dream world!
- Then, here!
- Oh, it's like an animal tower battle.
- That's right, that's right.
- Okay, here we go. - Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Go back, go back, go back.
- Go back! - Three, two, one.
OK, the door of dreams!
Eat! Endless! God! Smile! Performance!
Perfect. Thank you very much.
One thousand yen or more.
No problem. Thank you very much.
I took one more.
Your bag.
No, I'm kidding.
What is this?
This is Maritotsu.
This is popular.
Don't do it because you are embarrassed.
It's been a long time.
It's hard.
Drink water now.
This is Maritotsu.
This is popular.
Don't do it because you are embarrassed.
I'll do it.
You can do it soon.
Ouch!
It's hot.
It's weird.
Don't do it.
It's scary.
I don't know if you can see it or not.
I did it.
That rock-paper-scissors was important.
Don't say it casually.
Okay, everyone is ready, right?
Yes.
Let's see who won rock-paper-scissors around the clock.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oops, I made a mistake.
Isn't there a lot of people playing rock-paper- scissors today?
There are people who play it every video.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll go first.
First of all, I thought it was edited on a computer.
That's fine, but I'm sorry if I'm wrong just by looking at it.
Oh, I see.
That's a good answer, too.
That's cool.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's do it!
Here you are!
Who is the most likely to get caught on the internet?
I think so.
I can't do it at all!
I can't do it at all.
You're fast.
Who is it?!
I'll put it in!
Leave it to me!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I can't do it anyway.
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Fuma's "foo"
Here we go!
Let's move on to the next video.
What was that?
We can't find it even if we go back, can we?
Isn't it the one that goes around?
I thought it might be like a short video, but
personally, I put all of the lyrics on my smartphone app.
That's pretty good.
Recently, many girls make thumbnails on their apps.
I don't make it on my computer anymore.
This is what I put on my smartphone app in the video below.
Wow!
It's really useful.
Thank you.
It's perfect.
I want to continue making videos like this.
That's right.
Next, it's my turn.
No Reaction Sakabu
Today's song is...
No Reaction Sakabu
He's dead.
I put it on my smartphone.
He's so tall.
He's dead.
Oh...
That's it!
That's good!
If you use one minute, you can't watch it.
You can watch it for about 35 seconds.
Oh, it's more than 35 seconds.
When you think of the settings and say "but..."
It's already over.
Yes, yes, yes.
The broken glass makes you want to hit your head.
It's like "oh!"
There's something like a broken bottle.
If you do something like that, you'll get more views.
That means you might be able to watch it with other videos.
Yes, yes, yes.
Next up is me.
I filmed this video, but I didn't like it at all.
If you have a real main video,
what would you never do?
For YouTubers,
each and every video,
no, each and every one cut,
leads to a glorious future!
DESTINY ROAD!
All of my words
will knock down the viewers
Sky! Earth!
Become the god of laughter!
Reside in my soul!
Eat! Endless...
Now, we've fought all the way here,
but Ibumana-san and Oshiku are reunited,
so the penalty game is "button press".
Seriously? Why?
I worked really hard for this.
Well, that's the result of it.
Seriously? Seriously? Is it coming?
Here we go! Wait, wait, wait!
Please close your mouths!
Three! Two! One! Open! Door of dreams!
From now on,
until you come to the studio,
I'm going to splash this water on you and surprise you!
Whooooa!!!!
Kuhhh...
Oh, oh, oh...
You're cut this out without even thinking...
Yes, yes, yes...
It has been cut out...
When you edit videos, you know you start using that " veces que no le sea divertido" habit and you cut it out halfway...
Yes, yes, yes...
But actually, that's not it...
It's what everyone wants to see and react to...
And you end up cutting it out right there and then...
Oh, right...
You wanna cry, right?
I'm getting tired of it
Like "it's gonna continue..."
Oh, right...
Yeah, you've felt it, right?
You don't stop watching it because it doesn't end...
I see...
Yeah, that's what I think...
- I see. - I see.
I'm sorry for making you guys happy, but...
[He's not happy at all.]
- You're not reacting at all. - You're not reacting at all.
- You're just shaking. - You didn't say anything at the end.
- It's my turn now. - Okay.
- Paper? - Well, I...
wanted to do something like, "Wow, it stretches!"
- Oh! - That's nice.
I wanted to do something like, "Oh, it stretches!"
- How was the material? - Hmm...
It's strange that you know the material in pieces this time.
Okay, here it is.
A difference in making videos between a crazy YouTuber and a crazy parent.
In the case of a crazy YouTuber...
I'm Nobizakari, a charismatic YouTuber.
Now, what kind of crazy video should I make next?
"What's trending right now?" "Maritottsu."
I see. If I make this, it'll be crazy, right?
[He's not happy at all.]
Now, should I make a thumbnail for the video I'll upload today?
The app I'm using is called "Monthly Photoshop."
If you use this app, you can make a perfect thumbnail.
[He's not happy at all.]
This is not a punishment!
This is the latest trend!
This is too trendy! I'm embarrassed!
I don't want to make a thumbnail!
I'll use Photoshop someday!
It's a preview!
What kind of look is that?
What is this?
Keep your promise!
How many minutes did you have?
One minute.
It was a lot of work.
I used it luxuriously.
This is why it's called "by this app".
Timing and sound are also important.
Shibayu-san is updating his story.
I want to see it.
Let's watch it right away.
I know everything about you.
I'll watch it.
It's hot on the 10th.
It's called "sakutto karada hareru yo".
This is it.
Can I eat it?
I'll eat it.
Why did I say that?
I'll eat it.
This is it!
I don't think there's anything weird psychologically.
Here I go!
Oh, it's milk!
It's Seigo's milk! Yay!
- What is this? - Which one should I choose?
- Why did you give it to me? - It's dangerous.
- It's just water. - Well, this is the last one.
- Here I go! - Is this okay?
- Huh? - Yeah.
What is this?
Two weeks, first person, me.
(Let's explain in more detail in the future video.)
(We apologize for this video.)
Shota and Tsuya...
If we are to say "they made us do it", it's because we know it's a plot on the internet.
How is it?
Well, if I had this video out two weeks ago...
(We apologize for this.)
It was like a show of "we won't do it."
Everyone now thinks "what?"
We've been doing it twice now.
So we felt "what?"
But I'm going to change now.
It's not good to get a penalty just because you think it's okay.
No, it's not good.
It's different from the moment you see it.
It's too heavy.
It's like someone's balance.
You can't understand it unless you drop it three times.
There's something about it.
Even so, this is the only one, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one we've been doing for three days.
I'm curious about that.
I thought you were really doing it.
You can say you're really doing it and come to the main door.
You can get a new machine.
Of course.
You guys are stupid.
Let's move on.
We've all been doing it for three days.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
No, I don't know.
I've been editing for a long time.
I'm sorry.
It's like eating in a short time.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's a one-minute job.
I'm really curious about it.
Here you go.
What is it?
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Oh, Yumemaru.
It's like an animal tower battle.
What kind of pose is Toshimitsu?
Is this okay?
Oh, that's nice.
You have a complicated shape.
Here you go.
Oh, I'm proud of you.
Is this coming out?
It's small.
Here you go.
Oh, it's me.
Here you go.
Oh, okay.
What is this?
It's a bridge.
Isn't it like this?
Oh, my God.
I lost.
I did it.
What?
Was it about a deduction?
(Laughter)
The last one is the last one.
This is the first one.
But it's amazing.
I feel like I'm watching a short video of a video I usually watch.
That's right.
I don't have any particular interest in it.
This is a little laborious.
I've done one thing I want to do without thinking about the series.
That's right.
It's a quality of free apps.
I wanted to do it.
You can do it, right?
I had a big line in my hand.
It was taken away.
I don't know what it's like.
That's all for now.
It's over.
How was it?
It's new.
The feeling of that line is quite fresh.
It was fun.
I feel like I can watch it.
Which one will actually be played when it comes out?
I don't know.
You can't watch a lot of funny videos.
I don't know how it's displayed.
We don't have many answers.
We may have seen it.
But we can see it now.
That's the era.
That's amazing.
How about this?
It's a trial.
Can I choose a video properly?
Of course.
It's just the current trend.
It may be good for people who don't know.
That's right.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
We may challenge something new.
It's up to you.
I'm drunk.
I'm so excited.
It's not bye-bye.
Let's go to bed.